Having a terrible Monday? The bad news is that you’ve got a long way to go before the weekend. The good news is that it could be worse. Much worse. For proof, check out the poor suckers posting on http://www.worst-jobs.com

Take Hans, for example. He’s a toilet attendant at the Stockholm Constipation Clinic. You can also check out horrifying occupations like Carcass Cleaner, Flatulence Analyst, and Fear Factor intern. Kind of makes you want to go give that moronic boss of yours a hug, doesn’t it?